and this song was born:
A man pooped in his oven
and ate it for dinner.
Then a dragon came by
and farted fire on his house.
Not sure it's going to be his first hit, but he does rock the bass guitar.
(eta: the critter on the left wrote that song, not my very mature bro-in-law who would never utter such silliness. ahem.)
Oh, and I've been dyeing stuff: